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Slashers

by Slashers

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1.
Slashers 02:31
Cruise the streets Kickin out my feet Step in my path Instant defeat Grind your face Into outer space Los slashers kick your ass Gone without a trace We see you coming We love the way you stare Dying to live I’m future impaired Don’t talk to me man you think I fucking care? Cuz I’m a Slasher I’m a Slasher I’m a Slasher We are SLASHERS Scabbed up knees Blood stained tees Merit badge of pride Signs of getting gnarly No fear If you’re true thrasher No social regard Cuz I’m a fucking slasher Wheels of fire On winds of chaos We bring disaster We are Slashers
2.
Skatecation 01:27
Been stuck with a permanent sneer 'Cuz I’m tired of living here Too many kooks are wrecking the mood All the smiles gives me a rude attitude All the empty lots Turned into condos I miss the sewer rats And broken windows Been stuck with a shit eating grin ‘Cuz I been indulging in the sin I’m not happy, I smile but it’s fake Skatecation - man, I need a break I can’t take it Feels like I’m doing time I fucking hate it ‘Bout to lose my mind I dug this rut All by myself Just playing my hand With the cards I was dealt Raise my rent While you put me down I gotta get out Out of this town Anticipation Devastation You know what? Fuck this, I’m going on a permanent SKATECATION I’m over it, you can’t bother me Permanently chill, living hassle free Don’t get in my way, I’ll dash right through I’m a fucking slasher and that’s how I do
3.
Going real fast Head is toxic Teeth are chalky Five mile grind Blew out a dragon Kaleidoscope from the bong Who gave me this acid? It’s really fucking strong I wanna stay on Wanna go for miles When does it end? Five mile grind Thrash and rip Into outer space Five mile grind to Atlantis again We’re not going back And my head is tripping to the brim Out my way, I gotta slash sonny We’re never going back Marshmallow tongue and I feel funny Oh my god I’m freaking out
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5.
Snotty 02:46
I’m so snotty and I deserve it We’ve got that attitude Struttin down the street Three hundred on my feet Don’t you know me? I’m internet famous I don’t have a job but I made it this far Can’t we be friends so you promote me In some way? Just please everyone look at me A following is what I collect Myself I don’t inspect But don’t I look great in these brand new trends? I don’t have a job but I made it this far Can’t we be friends so you promote me In some way? Just please everyone look at me I don’t care what you say Nothing’s ever good enough Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie I’m snotty and I deserve it
6.
Nervous 02:14
You don’t know what it’s like I’m nervous all the time You don’t know the process of my mind I claw, I stab, I totally confine What I want and what I need I can’t combine Do you think I”m crazy? NO Do you know how it is? YEAH What the fuck can you tell me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING About how not to live? Why can’t you see? Hate what I unchain Fear what I contain Sorrow what I become You say I’m crazy and spastic But drastic is all I know I can’t follow what to do When the biggest problem is you OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND AGAIN AND I CANT FIND You say I’m crazy You’re the one that’s crazy You’re driving me crazy You don’t know what it’s like
7.
All the people Want to slow down Just because of bad thoughts and dreams In our heads this is what we know Don’t be mad we’d rather fight than switch Emergency! Emergency! Not what we signed up for Emergency! Emergency! I’d rather fight than switch If it’s our right to choose our lives That’s too bad it don’t fit your plan Reconciliation Is not the endgame When we don’t Want to play anymore Emergency! Emergency! Not what we signed up for Emergency! Emergency! I'd rather fight than switch Not what we signed up for Not willing to turn away I’d rather fight than switch If it’s our right To choose our lives That’s too bad It don’t fit your plan Reconciliation Is not the endgame When we don’t Want to play anymore Slowing down From bad thoughts and dreams Is it really In our heads? This is real This is what we know We’re mad as hell and we’d rather FIGHT THAN SWITCH
8.
Assault and battery Assault and battery Again Assault and battery Assault and battery Again It’s not so right to be so right Take me for a ride Illusion and confusion Then you will know What it takes to throw me Into a lane That I can’t get out of Just so you can find A fun thing about yourself It’s not so right to be so right Assault and battery Assault and battery Again Assault and battery Assault and battery Again Do you know how to fake it? How does it feel? Knowing there’s a difference
9.
Have you ever danced with the devil In the pale moonlight all alone? All alone Punching at the silence in a world unknown A world unknown With your eyes compromised I’m afraid it’s looking grim This door remains clasped And it shall remain this way CREEPER DEEPER You’ll see Your KEEPER SEETHER You’ll bleed The world has changed around you Would you even know? Sixteen years in solitude In solitude With eyes compromised I’m afraid it’s for the best This wretched stench Will you ever stop crying...?
10.
Just because you’ve got a dick Chauvinistic cockshot Sick to me how you sexualize strangers The world is not your harem! Sodomize and cauterize Not just boy’s fun anymore Ostracize and educate Ain’t it great? Not that great All began at original sin Can’t complain you have to win Gender bender not the ender You get off on harassment! Sodomize and cauterize Not just boy’s fun anymore Ostracize and educate Ain’t it great? Not that great NOT JUST BOY’S CLUB Women rock and skate and fight Doesn’t it suck that you were wrong? Step aside and admit defeat We have responsibility TO SMASH THE PATRIARCHY Sodomize and cauterize Not just boy’s fun anymore Ostracize and educate Not that great, Sodomize and cauterize Not just boy’s fun anymore Ostracize and educate Not that great, ain't it great?
11.
Every single park has that one guy Who nervously asks “Hey, can I give that a try?“ He does a kick turn and starts to brag Old school hero you’re a liar and a drag BARNEY! I’ve heard it before Used to be a pro back in 1984 All the scabs and memories don’t mean shit You grew up to be a poser because you fucking quit Big fucking deal you were there in ’84 Creeping on the deck always a bore Talk talk talk flapping your gums Oh my god shut the fuck up Why would you stop it? It’s always been there for you Never too late to drop in Keep rolling forever you’ll always push through GRAB YOUR BOARD And act like a kid GRAB YOUR BOARD It has been decided Alright man Just enough already With your boring stories You’ve been talking my ear off this whole session Where’s your board anyway? It’s not mad at you If you don't skate now, you never did
12.
We got the reason to know Don’t need computers to show Mountains of tapes back from the grave Before your phone made you a slave Reason to question Reason to know Accept the answers Destroy your ego REASON And then one thing about it Back when you had to be authentic Don’t tell me that your shirt will grow When you don’t have the reason to know Reason to question Reason to fight Force fed lies Your entire life
13.
Sucking the life out of life Sucking the time out of time We don’t need the structure Or go back to Dachau You can’t have a sovereign state When we all have sovereign minds Sucking the life out of life Sucking the time out of time We don’t need the structure Or draw a line in the sand Nothing but skatriots Coming to grips with it Nothing but skatriots Fighting to find a new home You can’t have a sovereign state When we all have sovereign minds You got no right when We are right No borders But skateboarders You got no right when We will fight We are right Focused and against you we will stand

credits

released July 13, 2019

James O’Brien – Vocals
Blake Charlton – Guitar/Vocals
Jesse Adelson – Bass/Vocals
Shane Medanich – Drums/Vocals

Recorded and Mixed at Growlhouse by Ryan Douglas Jones
Mastered by Joel Grind
Artwork by Dylan Goldberger
Photo by Henry Banyacski

Press, Contact, and Booking – slashersbk@gmail.com

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Slashers New York

Authentic, street born crossover skate thrash, brimming with hooks and dripping with forgotten punk melodies. You'll find yourself singing along in seconds. Fresh out of Brooklyn and forged by members of Ramming Speed, Hightower, and Prostitution who had a need for post rehearsal skate sessions. We all know that skating and satan goes hand and hoof. You won't rock harder than SLASHERS! ... more

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